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Doc µ Fallen Author Lauren Kate ´ Lauren Kate Fallen is a page turning thriller and the ultimate love story  A #1 New York Times USA Today and Publishers Weekly Bestseller One of NPRcom’s 100 Best Ever Teen Novels More than 3 million series copies in print “Sexy and fascinating and scary I loved loved loved it” P C Cast New York Times bestselling auth 1 StarGeeeeezThis was uite the YA train wreck And I probably should have known better But I saw this on the library shelfits protective and majestic plastic library jacket just gleaming with promises of fantastical wonderand I was drawn in like the total sucker I am But then reality hit Sigh This thing was about 100 pages too longwhile still simultaneously feeling like it was 100 pages too short of actual information You know INFORMATION AKAWHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ONThe mystery of whatwho Daniel and all the other keys players in this thing are were withheld until the last 30 pages of this 420 page jackfest and not only that but I felt like we were moving at the pace of molasses High viscous molasses Traveling uphill On carpet I mean FUCK come onI don't know if I should beat my own ass for starting thisBeat my own ass even harder for finishing thisOr just call it a day and straight off myself over the fact that I am actually considering reading book two Find me at

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Fallen Author Lauren Kate Book · 389 pages Download ☆ Mbjuk ✓ There's something achingly familiar about Daniel GrigoriMysterious and aloof he captures Luce Price's attention from the moment she sees him on her first day at the Sword Cross boarding school in sultry Savannah Georgia He's the one bright spot There's something achingly familiar about Daniel GrigoriMysterious and aloof he captures Luce Price's attention from the moment she sees him on her first day at the Sword Cross boarding school in sultry Savannah Georgia He's the one bright spot in a place where cell phones are forbidden the other students are all scre First off I'd have given this book zero stars were it possible but since it isn't I gave it one star This book is full of fail end of story There is no other way to describe this book really That's a lie There is another way to describe how bad this book is Take everything that sucked about the Twilight series and multiply that by any number except zero Or one Or any negative number Aw crap you know what I mean Because really this book is a bad version of Twilight except with fallen angels instead of vampires Oh and compared to this book Twilight is a friggin' literary masterpiece That's how bad this book is You think Bella is irritating? Meet Luce Price the most irritating protagonist ever She's stupid yet still somehow incredibly smart according to her grades a creepy stalker and has zero sense of self worth or shame When Daniel this story's hero flips Luce the bird and then proceeds to treat her like garbage on several occasions what does Luce do? She instantly becomes obsessed with Daniel and breaks into the school records room to find out about him Not once does she think she might be crossing a line by going through someones private records Obviously talking to him like a normal person would to find out about him is out of the uestion amirite? Oh and when a guy treats a girl like garbage that is actually code for TRULUV4EVA Look I could go on and on about how idiotic this book is but I won't since I have better things to do like write hate mail to the publisher of this book Seriously I'd be hard pressed to find a book that is worse then this flaming pile of garbage and had I a time machine I'd use it to go back in time in order to stop myself from ever reading this book To sum up my review Worst Book I've Ever Read EVER yes the second 'ever' was entirely necessary An incredible waste of time and money and ink and treesI could go on and on and on This book makes babies cry Edit As of February 26 2010 over nine hundred goodreads users think this book is amazing Amazing? Really??? I mean don't get me wrong I fully understand really liking a book that has little to no literary value see my guilty pleasures shelf for proof But amazing? Come on people Five stars really should be reserved for the classics great literary works or something that really moves you emotionally; makes you think on a deeper level then usual; makes you want to be a better person It is beyond me that anyone truly loves this book Seriously I'm sure a lot of you are wondering why if I hated this book so much I read the entire thing Originally after only reading the first few chapters of this book I hurled it across the room in a fit of anger and no I'm not a rageaholic This book the fact that it was published and I was duped into wasting money on it just enraged me that much But I had to finish it I just had to Because I was dumb enough to believe it got better but it didn't It just got worse and worse as the book continued The absolute worst part is this book is 452 pages long and the first 400 pages contain no plot whatsoever Though I already mentioned how much I dislike the protagonist I feel I should add Luce is an insipid creature read TSTL All she does is think of the most mundane crap stuff that isn't in the least bit important or interesting it almost makes you want to take a drill to your own head At one point she even wonders what size shoe Daniel wears mind you this is during the same period if time he's sending out strong 'I hate Luce' vibes like nobody's business And yeah for a girl who may or may not have accidentally on purpose killed the last boy she liked it's truly creepy how easily she gets over it and readily moves on to the next victims boys Is she that messed up and desensitized? Seems to me Luce is a sociopath and should be in prison not reform school Speaking of said reform school It's laughable how the security is practically non existent Did the author do any research on reform schools? I mean come on These teens not counting Penn are at this reform school because they are then a little dangerous to themselves andor others They are there to be reformed not kindasorta babysat I really could go on about the massive plot holes contained in this novel of which there are several but I won't I'm just going to say one last thing I'm shocked that something this bad could be published and then I kid you not be optioned for a film Really Disney? You really want to take this horribly written excuse of a novel and make it into a movie? Are you that hard up for script ideas? Really??? Fine go ahead Perpetuate the death of all good literature Celebrate mediocrity Rape the young minds of our society I mean everyone else is doing it why not join in As long as you make a buck who cares amirite??? uick review of goodreads rating system five stars'amazing' four stars'really liked it' three stars'liked it' two stars'it was okay' one star'didn't like it' UPDATE 062711 Over 300 people like this review Yay I WIN THE INTERNET Or at least I win a medal in the Crazy Rant About A Horrible Book category I'd like to thank everyone who made this possible Goodreads friends followers of my reviews and everyone else who read and voted for my review I couldn't have done this without any of you Also special thanks go out to Al Gore the creators of Goodreads Delacorte Press whoever green lighted this book all the trees that selflessly laid down their lives so this book could be put into print and of course Lauren Kate Peace Out Wolverines

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Fallen Author Lauren KaW ups and security cameras watch every moveEven though Daniel wants nothing to do with Luce and goes out of his way to make that very clear she can't let it go Drawn to him like a moth to a flame she has to find out what Daniel is so desperate to keep secret even if it kills herDangerously exciting and darkly romantic I didn’t like this book the first time I read it when it was called Twilight