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read epub ´ Bridget Jones's Diary Paperback â helen fielding ´ Meet Bridget Jones—a 30 something Singleton who is certain she would have all the answers if she coulda lose 7 poundsb stop smokingc develop Inner Poise123 lbs how is it possible to put on 4 pounds in the middle of the night? Could flesh have soA sandwich form a functional relationship with a responsible adult and learn to program the VCROver the course of the year Bridget loses a total of 72 pounds but gains a total of 74 She remains however optimistic Through it all Bridget will have you helpless with laughter and like millions of readers the world round you'll find yourself shouting Bridget Jones is This certainly wasn't a novel but what's worse it wasn't even a credible diary Who records their mishaps while cooking and running late in their preparations? Perhaps if this were written in the phone texting age I could imagine someone constantly chronicling their every move no matter how pressing the situation or how inane and empty the commentary but as it is this book serves as a frightening precursor to a new generation of books with no established atmosphere characters dialogue or insight Fielding would be better off looking into a crystal ball and telling people their fortunes than writing another non novel

Helen Fielding Ç Bridget Jones's Diary book

Meet Bridget Jones a 30 something Singleton who is certain she would have all the answers if she coulda lose 7 poundsb stop smokingc develop Inner Poise123 lbs how is it possible to put on 4 pounds in the middle of the night? Could flesh have somehow solidified becoming denser and heavier? Repulsive horrifying notion alcohol units 4 excellent cigarettes 21 poor but wi Like our narrator both funny and deceptively stylishI have not seen the film

book ´ Bridget Jones's Diary Ç Helen Fielding

Bridget Jones's DiaryLl give up totally tomorrow number of correct lottery numbers 2 better but nevertheless useless Bridget Jones' Diary is the devastatingly self aware laugh out loud daily chronicle of Bridget's permanent doomed uest for self improvement a year in which she resolves to reduce the circumference of each thigh by 15 inches visit the gym three times a week not just to buy Read as part of The Infinite Variety Reading Challenge based on the BBC's Big Read Poll of 2003Let me introduce you to the Béchamel Test No not the Bechdel Test that's different And not the sauce eitherThe Béchamel Test is a very simply checklist to see if you should read a book or simply set fire to it Here's how it works1 Is There A Gay Best Friend?2 Are There Moments When The Main Character Would If The Book Was Set In The Current Time Period Do Something Awkward and Say Awkward Out Loud Afterwards In An Incredibly Irritating Faux American Accent With A Hint Of Irony But No Clue As To What Irony Actually Is?3 Is The Protagonist Selfish Deluded Thinks 9st Is Overweight Doesn't Think Maybe A Bit Of Exercise Would Help Pretty Much Every One Of Their Problems Not Care About Anything Except Men And Thinks That's Fine But Can't Stand The Idea of Marriage And Kids But Secretly Wants That Hates Anyone Who Is Happy Thinks Feminism Is Just Acting Like A Man Wouldn't Want To Be Thought Of As Delicate Now Would We?4 Is The Book Purported To Be Funny But Isn't And Is Just A Weird Way For People To Be Mean About Past Generations Without Actually Saying Anything Specific?If you answered Yes to any of those then the book has failed the Béchamel Test and should be burnt At once Don't bother leaving the bookshop; ask them to helpAnd go and spend your money on some actual Béchamel SaucePS Also failed the Bechdel Test and the one that uses a needle on a metre to determine whether a noise was heard after a joke was madePPS no noise was heardPPPS Read as part of the Infinite Variety Reading Challenge based on the BBC's Big Read poll of 2003PPPPS Just watch the filmBlog | Reviews | Instagram | Twitter