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Neanderthal Seeks Human doc î Kindle Edition read ¿ mbjuk æ This is a previously published edition ASIN B00BUWA58EThere are three things you need to know about Janie Morris 1 She is incapable of engaging in a conversation without volunteering TMTI Too Much Trivial Information especially when she is unnerved 2 NoKa Sir McHotpants witnesses it all then keeps turning up like a pair of shoes you lust after but can't afford The last thing she expects is for uinn the focus of her slightly albeit harmless stalkerish tendencies to make her an offer she can't refu This was SUCH a fun read Funny funny funny with a side of nerdy humor and a few little twists that keep the story interesting it was hard to put down Janie is one of the uirkiest and most unforgettable characters She's super smart but not socially savvy She loves designer heels and has a constant run of trivial facts running through her overactive brain that she ends up spouting when she's nervous The book starts out on the worst day in her recent memory the day she catches her longtime live in boyfriend cheating realizes that she's actually not very upset about it which is upsetting she loses her job and to top it all off she's out of toilet paper After an embarrassing escort out of her office building by the super sexy Sir McHotpants uinn security guard and random limo ride home it's official Worst Day EverBut it seems that one good thing DID come from that awful dayshe caught the attention of Sir McHotpants and he seems determined to either take care of her or buddy up to her or be something It felt like we were becoming friends or at least friendly I didn't see him as just a delicious piece of man meat any I saw him as uinn; pushy intelligent frustrating sexy uinn who liked to tease me and thought I was smart and talented uinn is uite the enigma and while the twist that follows him around just waiting to jump out at you is fairly obvious to the reader Janie remains oblivious Oblivious and smitten but so gun shy and down on herself and her rambling mouth that she lets her insecurities get in the way of a relationship Especially because uinn is just so utterly delicious If we were in Victorian England I would have called him dashing; but since we lived in the 21st Century I would have to settle for the wordier G model hot Janie has uite the group of crazy friends They like to get together in their knitting groupalthough Janie doesn't knit and really this is the only time knitting is involved in any way shape or form I was somewhat put off by the knitting in the title becauseuh who knits any And who wants to read about it Don't worry it has nothing to do with the story This group of women is just a bunch of zany friends They gossip they talk men and fashion and fun You all remember McHotpants the security guard Well Janie and I saw him at that new club where the naked ladies dance with the monkeys his name is uinn and she went home with him after being drugged they had breakfast together Saturday and he got her the interview for her new jobIt was like throwing Hustler magazines at sex addicts The friends see Janie as most friends do a wonderful beautiful woman deserving of someone eually special And this is Janie and uinn's journeyit's crazy and nerdy full of inane facts that you will likely never use in real life but seriouslythis was so much fun I'd compare it to Alice Clayton or Belle Aurora but without the sexy times My biggeest complaint is the lack of steam I can do without a ton of description but I can't do without sex And for me it was such a glaring missI felt the loss as if there was just a gap in the story The language outside of the bedroom and the light sexual focus of the characters led me to believe that there would be and sadly there wasn't So that's where the lack of five stars comes fromI most definitely recommend this to anyone who's in the mood for lighthearted and fun romance a self contained love story with room for series growthA huge thanks to my friendly Other for the rec

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This is a previously published edition ASIN B00BUWA58EThere are three things you need to know about Janie Morris 1 She is incapable of engaging in a conversation without volunteering TMTI Too Much Trivial Information especially when she is unnerved The thing I HATE about romance books on Goodreads is they always receive this insanely high star rating that is not at all accurate 50 Shades It makes me soooo mad No wait let me calm down and go over the things I liked1 It wasn't too bad insta love which was unusual for how cheesy this whole novel actually was2 The protagonist could have been interesting In a way she was very uniue and different3 Okaywell I guess that was all I gotThings I hated1 The writing was awful Grammatical errors spelling errors weird phrasing strange metaphors it was all bad2 The plot was ludicrous view spoilerJanie literally ended up with a man just like her ex boyfriend The reasons they broke up were exactly WHY she liked the new fellow Am I missing something here hide spoiler

ebook Ë Neanderthal Seeks Human ì Penny Reid

Neanderthal Seeks Human2 No one unnerves her than uinn Sullivan and 3 She doesn't know how to knitAfter losing her boyfriend apartment and job in the same day Janie Morris can't help wondering what new torment fate has in store To her utter mortification uinn Sullivan a Heartwarming And HilariousI thoroughly enjoyed this story 'Neanderthal Seeks Human' was a sweet laugh out loud romance I was smiling like a loon while I listened to this story during my daily commute I'm sure the other drivers thought I was off my rocker Right from the start I felt like I had been pulled into Janie's orbit She isn't your typical heroine In fact she's kind of weirdbut in a totally endearing way Always rambling on about some little known and often irrelevant fact she definitely had her share of uirks When Janie catches her boyfriend cheating on her she promptly dumps him and heads to work Only she finds out that she's being mysteriously fired So the story starts with her worst day ever I immediately identified with Janie and her horrible luck Who hasn't had a day like thatTo top it off she's escorted out of the building by the ultra sexy security guard that she'd spent the last several months secretly crushing on uinn Despite having an audience for her mortification she managed to draw his interestand sympathy He hooks her up with a job at his company and helps her get back on her feetOf course things are not exactly what they appear to be As Janie and uinn's relationship starts to get serious some truths come to light that threaten to ruin everything Meanwhile Janie's crazy sister is wreaking havoc and her cheating ex boyfriend is determined to work his way back into her life There is plenty of drama to keep this story entertainingOverall I thought this was a fun lighthearted readlisten The Audible narration was well done The characters were endearing and easy to relate to uinn was a hot uiet Alpha What's not to love Sure it was a bit predictable but I didn't care This story was a good time and a great way to pass some time