MOBI É DOC Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet 9781427225948

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MOBI É DOC Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet 9781427225948 ½ The fourth in Darynda Jones' fun and sexy New York Times bestselling paranormal series If you enjoy Evanovich's Stephanie Plum you will certainly enjoy Charley Davidson — Suspense Magazine Sometimes being the grim reaper really is that Grim And since Charley's last casTo kill her Charley has to force herself to rise above Or at least get dressed She uickly realizes something is amiss when everyone the woman knows swears she's insane The they refute the woman's story the Charley believes it In the meantime the sexy sultry son of Satan Reyes Farrow has been cleared of all charges He is out of prison and out of Charley's life as per her wishes and several perfectly timed death threats But 45 starsConsidering I have a ton of ARCs I should really be catching up on and considering how much I love Charley I really should have known better than to tell myself Just one chapter But it didn't even take a chapter I was hooked by the opening paragraph 'I sat watching the Buy From Home Channel with my dead aunt Lillian and wondered what my life would've been like had I not just eaten an entire carton of Ben Jerry's Chocolate Therapy with a mocha latter chaser Probably about the same but it was something to think about'Oh Charley I missed youCharley was funny and full of snark as usual but after the incident from the last book she has a new sense of reality She's still fragile and recovering mentally and hasn't even left the house in two months when the book begins It takes a lot of work from everyone close to her and a few margaritas to get her close to normal or as normal as Charley has ever been 'Surely my macking on some guy in an insane asylum wouldn't hurt him He'd been living with his stalker for heaven's sake'Her love life is full of drama as usual and Donovan makes a small appearance to complete the love triangle going on Strangely this is one love triangle that doesn't cause a negative reaction from me I'm uite fond of both boys But it was just a small appearance and Reyes is front and center in her life as it should be The two butt heads for a short time until Charley can forgive him for his actions from book 3 He had an attitude problem for the vast majority of the book but he made amends for that And then some Charley's sister Gemma plays a larger role this time around and I loved what she brought to the story Charley and Gemma have finally made amends and for the first time in their life they're actually acting like sisters One of their funniest moments was when everyone was concerned that Charley wasn't sleeping so Gemma and Cookie resort to drinking margaritas Cookie a ritas The morning after conversation between Gemma and Charley Have you seen my pants?Speaking of which how did you get home without them?I borrowed a pair of your sweats I ran into a convenience store with them on I talked to neighbors out in their yard when I pulled up And only after I got inside did I realize they had 'Exit Only' written across the backYou stole my favorite sweats?I wanted to dieI think I just died of laughterCharley finally gets some answers in this installment What she's capable of why she's here on Earth and even why Reyes calls her Dutch which has bugging me FOREVER I won't ruin it for you but it was uite enlightening Really opens up future storylines and how it's going to go As usual this is one series I'm constantly pining for and cannot get enough of Start the countdown for book 5 Fifth Grave Past the Light due out July 9th 2013 Only 9 months sighTell me that cover is not badass SO EXCITED

DOC ¸ Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet ✓ Darynda Jones

The fourth in Darynda Jones' fun and sexy New York Times bestselling paranormal series If you enjoy Evanovich's Stephanie Plum you will certainly enjoy Charley Davidson Suspense Magazine Sometimes being the grim reaper really is that Grim And since Charley's last case went so awry she has taken a couple months off to wallow in the wonders of self pity But when a woman shows up on her doorstep convinced someone is trying Spoilers and Rant The majority of the story was predictable and pointless The book begins with Charley moaning about her agoraphobia — she's not left her flat or worked a case for 2 months since she was tortured Anyway that changes uickly enough when she takes on a case for a woman who's been tormented by a mystery somebody and just like that Charley's agoraphobia and emotional scars seem to vanish and she goes on her merry way to investigate the girl's tormentor There were a few times Charley mentioned she wanted to be at home but those just felt like half hearted attempts at trying to show her slowly recovering I wasn't impressed with Charley's post traumatic stress or how it was handled — it didn't feel realistic enoughThere was a nonsensical side plot about a bunch of bank robbers that added nothing to the story The actual long running arc in the series of Charley being a portal and Reyes being something or other and demons wanting to use Charley to invade heavenenslave mankind felt very much like an afterthought Instead of focusing on the demon invasion it's just forgotten about and the bulk of the story is taken up with Charley's 'case of the week' — a plot that won't add anything to the series as a whole After 3 books there should have been about the demon shit going down and the oncoming war but apart from being attacked by demons sporadically there was hardly any development in that story None of Charley's investigations matter to the series overall so why does it always take up all of the book? The humour was grating I initially thought Charley's humour was uite refreshing I was just tired of all the emo alpha bitch and angsty heroines but now her humour just gets on my nerves First of all her jokes are lame and induce much eye rolling and second her humour is inappropriate and never ends not even when scenessituations reuire gravitas I can no longer stand Charley's awful humourCharley Charley was a dumb bitchI don't even know where to start because her idiocy was that epic After Reyes set her up as bait for his psycho dad Charley ended up tortured and almost killed Is Charley mad at Reyes for this? No well in fairness Charley says she is but she doesn't act like it No what she acts like is a horny teenager because Reyes is just that 'hawt' After a few chapters she gives up the pretense of being mad at him and stupidly claims that she was never really mad at him to begin with — she just forgives and forgets because in Charley's head there was actually nothing to forgive or forget in the first place He did not betray her in any way — he had every right to fuck her over So Charley for some bizarre reason realises that she no right to be mad at Reyes Not only that she comes to the epiphany she was actually never angry at him BUT THAT she was actually angry at herself for being tortured by a lunatic — no no it's not Reyes fault for fucking her over and setting up his sadistic stepdad to torture and kill herit was perfectly reasonable for him to use the woman he 'loves' as bait for a psycho Reyes did nothing wrong if anything Charley's in the wrong I mean she shouldn't have let herself get torturedbad Charley for being a victim How dare she get herself tortured I also don't know how she dared to be upset that Reyes got her tortured — the bloody cheek of her Even though Reyes treated her worse than shit Charley didn't care because deep down she loves when he uses and abuses her it gets her hot and botheredSo hot and bothered that she starts rubbing up against Reyes every chance she gets and then she rewards him getting her tortured by having sex with himas you do Funnily enough by the end Charley was somehow made out to be the bad guy in the relationship because she apparently betrayed him even though she didn't So Reyes then proceeds to throw a hissy fit and act like a bitch because naturally she deserves to feel his wrath But when Charley was mad at him he acted like she was being a bitch for deigning to be pissed at him so it's okay for him to get pissed at Charley because his feelings are fwagile and important but it's not okay for Charley to get mad at Reyes because her feelings don't matterugh Charley believes everything that Reyes tells her — never mind that he's the son of Satan never mind that he repeatedly lied to her never mind that he was happy to sacrifice her life so he could get out of prison never mind he was a general in hell for millennia never mind all the evul he's no doubt committed never mind that he treats her like shit never mind he's done nothing to earn her trust — none of that matters god dammit because she's so randy and he's so hot and thus nothing else matters Charley puts Reyes on a pedestal and no matter what he's done or what anyone else says she doesn't care because Reyes is her pwecious sexy sex baby god from sexerton Even though Charley being with Reyes will probably cause hell on Earth she refuses to give up on him because what's the fate of the world matter compared to getting laid by your hot abusive boyfriend? Reyes even tells her she might need to kill him at some point in order to stop Satan and his gang from fucking over the world and Charley's all 'OMG no way your like super hawt there's no way I could like kill that hawt body I like can't believe you'd like even suggest that like The world will like have to totes save itself I ain't giving up my man my va ja jay like needs you for like sexy times' I was pissed that Charley forgave her dad yet again She just kept making excuses for him — sure she was mad for a while but as soon as he gives her hug or says something nice she forgets about all the times he shat all over her I got sick of the amount of times Charley kept throwing up and having to be saved by Reyes and Artemis she was bloody useless She's turned into an honest to god damsel in distress A lot of Charley's 'uirks' like naming her titscarsofa and drinking coffee was less uirky and annoying Charley uses the word va ja jay for her vaginaughReyes Reyes has been destroyed — he's a fucker I can't believe I actually used to like this bastard I was hoping that Reyes would do some much needed groveling and begging for forgiveness Did that happen? No it was actually uite the opposite He was mad at Charley for not 'getting the fuck over it' — he honestly believed she had no right to be upset with him or hurt by what he did There was an apology but it was without feeling and just seemed insincere — he genuinely didn't give a fuck that he was the reason she was tortured He didn't care that she was suffering or scared he didn't feel guilty AT ALL Was I supposed to believe that he loved her? Because him lacking empathy towards Charley's pain and being indifferent to her suffering made me think the opposite The way Reyes treated Charley was vile — he constantly pushed her around and grabbed her throat bullied her intimidated her and abused her The only reason I can think he did that was because he's probably a wife beater and likes to hurt and control her He wants Charley to be his good little submissive bitch and that's why he's always threatening and hurting her Oh well at least Charley seemed to like being abused All of Charley's family and friends kept going on and on about how Reyes saved Charley from Earlthey were all hugging him and thanking him and he was loving all the thanks and hero worship even Charley felt grateful for him rescuing her Naturally I was screaming WTF IS THIS SHIT It was his fault she was attacked in the first fucking place Why does Ch

MOBI Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

Fourth Grave Beneath My FeetHis absence has put a serious crimp in her sex life While there are other things to consider like the fact that the city of Albuuerue has been taken hostage by an arsonist Charley is having a difficult time staying away Especially when it looks like Reyes may be involvedIn Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet just when life was returning to normal Charley is thrust back into the world of crime punishment and the devil in blue jean Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet is the fourth installment in Darynda Jones's paranormal mystery series titled Charley Davidson My review is going to be short and sweet If you've stuck with this series up to this point then I'll just tell you this one is of the same fun Our amazing heroine Charley aka grim reaper continues to solve mysteries via her private investigator gig She still has her hilarious sense of humor and that sexy sexy Reyes hanging around and in her pants The funny one liners continue to set up each chapter my fav part and the end keeps you interested in reading the next book Read the book synopsis for details but if you have enjoyed this series so far like me then you'll like this oneyou may even like it a little Check it outMy favorite uote “I meant to behave There were just too many other optionsThe Charley Davidson series includes the following installments as of January 2016#1 First Grave on the Right#15 For I Have Sinned#2 Second Grave on the Left#3 Third Grave Dead Ahead#4 Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet#5 Fifth Grave Past the Light#55 Shimmer#56 Glow#6 Sixth Grave on the Edge#7 Seventh Grave and No Body#8 Eighth Grave After Dark#85 Brighter Than the Sun#9 The Dirt on Ninth Grave#10 The Curse of Tenth Grave#11 Untitled